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After gatecrashing the insurance company’s Christmas do, Elfvis quickly becomes the life of the party.

Nov 27th

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Feeling a little tender after a night out on the lash, Elfvis seeks solace in some hot chocolate therapy.

Nov 25th

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A little worse for wear after the corporate Christmas bash, Elfvis finds a comfortable place to sleep it off.

Nov 24th

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Having spent all his money on girls and hard liquor, Elfvis is forced to breakdance for cash.

Nov 23rd

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Spotting Tania out shopping, Elfvis takes a shine to the attractive brunette and decides to catch a lift back to her place.

Nov 22nd

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Elfvis at Britomart

Hello Santa, hello Rudolph This is Elfis, it was rude of Me to not write any quicker But a Christmas here means sinking lots of liquor Since you sent me on secondment I’ve found out what Mrs Claus meant When she said don’t touch the slammers Those six Jägermeisters hit me like a hammer I climbed up and shook my booty Hitched a ride home with a cutie Tried to kiss her, but she socked me Had to get...

Nov 21st